Why is there baseball on my TV in winter?

Yes, this is a serious question. And not mention, a serious problem. 

Why is this such a problem? Well let me break it down into fun bullet points.  

• There are no games happening. So...what is there to report? 
• Are we wondering what the baseball players were dressing up as for Halloween? 
• What kind of stats can they report on? Who raked the most leaves?  
• Do we just want to see what crazy shirt/tie combo the hosts wear? 
• Or how many times that one guy will say "Got Heem!!" 
• Ugh, that is annoying. 

This is a problem people. Don't let your loved one know that baseball is still on! They will go right back into their baseball comas and who knows how long they'll be gone. They could very well miss Christmas and not even be aware that the new year is here!
Oh the horror! Think of the children!