Short answer: No. Long answer: March Madness is like being bit by a Zombie. The only difference is instead of having an urge to eat other humans I have this strange urge to keep watching college basketball. And I mean a WHOLE game. I know this is weird for me but I can't help it! It's so much fun to see the last few seconds of a game and watch a team win or see an amazing upset. So, maybe I just watch for the last few intense minutes. Don't judge.
I also like to guess which team is going to win based on which mascot I like more. If there is a stupid mascot I will totally choose the other team. Note to college basketball players: if you want to win the NCAA Championship play for a team that has a good mascot.
None of these qualify as a "good" mascot: Indiana Hoosiers. What is a "Hoosier" you ask? A Hoosier cabinet (also known as a "Hoosier") is a type of cupboard popular in the first decades of the 20th century. Named after the Hoosier Manufacturing Co. of New Castle, Indiana. Congratulations you are rooting for a cabinet!
Next is the most confusing mascot for me.The University of Alabama Crimson Tide. Yet the actual mascot is an elephant? Someone please explain this to me. Seriously.
Last but not least today is the creepiest mascot EVER. Saint Louis University, whose mascot is The Billikens. I've included a super creepy picture of it. What in the world is that thing?! Don't look it in the eyes! I guess I can officially say I'm hooked on March Madness. And since there is no cure that I am aware of I guess I'll just enjoy it.
However, we do know there is no cure for Zombies. So watch out.
